First off, thank you for visiting my site. You could have better used your time to do other things like shop on Amazon, post cute dog filter photos on Snapchat or humble-brag about your next trip to Europe on Facebook. But nope, you’re here scoping out my value prop, and hopefully I can prove myself to you. [pause for LOLs and applause]
All joking aside, I invite you to learn about my 10+ years experience and undeniable passion for building compelling products. Please read on!